I'm Maxine. Nobody killed me.

22. Vermont, born and raised and schooled.
Gothic vagabond shitty artist musician equestrian reader writer
dreamer of dreams.
possiamo parlare in italiano. ou un peu en français aussi.
with my friends, i’m going to need this.
Here’s a visitors contract you must sign upon entering my house, see this clause here? That’s the No Humping Clause.
Guest room, bathroom, Champagne room… Don’t live in my house? Don’t hump in my house.
We have a guest bedroom so we need this.